Oh my fuck am I ever pissed. I wanna beat the shit out of her. I want to beat the living shit out of the chick who's spreading lies about my best friend. Im a non violent person* but this chick needs to be taken out. Of course, it would take a special kind of person to actually entertain the thought of this bullshit being believable. To think, I fucked one of them** (who always hated this other chick, but is now trying to fuck her? Im confused). Obviously that was a serious lapse in judgement on my part because they're all fucktards. Man Im so pissed. I think Im venting all of my other frustration at this situation, which is constructive, right?
*I didnt even want to beat the chick that was effing my ex behind my back. I was more baffled by her lack of judgement/morals than I was pissed off. Its not like he was a grand prize or anything, he was the worst fuck I've ever had, and a selfish asshole to boot. Seriously, there's no accounting for taste.
**I dont at all feel bad about telling the internet that his penis was shaped weird, and his testicles were abnormally small. Oops, did I type that out loud?
{Thursday, December 14}
Seriously, hang yourself.
