It is safe to say that I am still feeling the effects of the alcohol that I had throughout the afternoon. We didnt go out the country like we usually do on Sundays, my aunt Maria* rented a bungalow that's on the same road as Kim's doctor, or about ten minutes from where Steve lives. It wasnt even the entire crew that went. The group of us consisted of: myself, my mom and my brother, Maria and Beth, Flora and Mockey, and my uncle Billy and his wife Darlene (aka Uncle Dar Dar between myself and my brother). Then Darlene got called to work (she's management at the casino) so she and Billy left. We had a good afternoon sitting around the screened deck on the bungalow playing cards. First we played a game of Texas Hold'em poker (our game of choice), in which I had to fill in Darlene's hand when they left. I ended up getting right to the end with Maria, when I usually am the first one out. After that we played a couple of hands of Bang (a game I cant be bothered explaining), one of which I won, before Paul and Beth and I went to KFC to order supper.
Now, up until this point I was after drinking three coolers. Three entire coolers (its not unusual for me to leave the bottom inch of alcohol in the bottle when it gets warm), so it is safe to say that I was hammered. I wasnt the only one drinking, Beth was after having five beer, and nobody keeps count on how many Maria has. Anyway, Paul hauled us to KFC, and he and Beth both went to the bathroom straight away, leaving me to order. Luckily, my mother had written a list of what we wanted, so I handed it to the girl to process. So Im after starting to explain it to her a little when the other two come back and I run to go pee. When I got back the girl was after frigging up our order because she had more eyeliner on her face than brain matter in her head. Im not exaggerating when I say it took us another ten or more minutes to explain to her what we wanted. I almost had to go and wait in the car because I was on the cusp of becomming belligerent with her (I obviously get ballsy when Im drunk), but eventually we got our food and went back to the bungalow and finished off the evening (and my other cooler). I cant wait until next week when I can get drunk again, with more family!
*I probably shouldnt have to specify that these people are all on my mother's side. My father's side is currently having nothing to do with us, through no fault of our own. To be quite honest, Im quite satisfied to wash my hands of the lot of them, and if you knew my history with them, you'd fully understand why that would be their loss, and not mine at all.
{Sunday, August 6}
Yay drunk!
2 Comments:
furmommy said...
Sunday, August 06, 2006 9:49:00 p.m.
eye candy said...
Monday, August 07, 2006 6:46:00 p.m.
furmommy said...
so thats where youve been. Glad to hear you had a good time. I didnt know that they had bungalows up that way.
Now that im finished work term, we should get together for tims and gossip one night when your free.
eye candy said...
Kim, I've been thinking lately that we need to get together. Normally I have no plans other than getting to bed early enough as to sleep enough before 5:30am rolls around, but other than that I should be good to go.
