Aardvarks?

Damn dictionary.

I did attempt it, but it came out too much like a school report. And has there ever been an interesting essay written about aardvarks?

I don't know about aardvarks but in high school I made up a speech about parsnips and it won a prize or something.

Ironically, the only part of the speech I remember was "Christophe! What are you doingk to zat dog?"

I believe it was some kind of pun thing going on.