I have never drank green beer. But I am Irish.

Hear me roar!

Well faith and begorrah, to be sure, to be sure, the stuff you should be drinking is the black stuff! If there is a decent feckin' pint of it going to be had at all...

I shall be off in only but a short while to scour the hostelries of Wellington, New Zealand to see if such a thing exists in upsidedownland...

Eh, yeah.

The only thing to celebrate about St. Patrick's Day is it's a day off in the old country but frequently it's a lot more fun overseas than being back home.

My heritage is exactly half French, and half Scottish (maybe not exactly half Scottish, there's Doyle in there), so St. Pat's Day was never really a huge deal in my family.

Im going out tonight, but I dont know how much celebrating I'll be doing since I've got work tomrrow.

Good luck you those in search of some good ale, green or not.