I know Im up way too late for having to get up tomorrow at 5:16am, but there are a couple of things I need to get out before I forget.

-At the restaurant last night they were playing music from my youth. Im talking frikking Stone Temple Pilots here. I nearly fell outta the booth, honestly. Other mentionable songs were Pretty Fly For A White Guy, and Ghetto Superstar by Mya. Also, there was some mix of a Destiny's Child song over Smells Like Teen Spirit that turned my stomach. We will speak no more of that.

-Today at the gym there was a woman there who's boobs actually hung down to her waist. To her waist! I think this is the first time I have ever actually seen this on a real person. Let me tell you, I have never been so glad to have tiny titties in my life! Mine will only slide under my armpits when I get old.

-I got the hair waxed off of my upper lip for the first time tonight. That hurts like a motherfucker! I do not suggest it when you're sensitive like I am. Oh, and I also got the hair waxed off of the tops of my feet. (Im like a Hobbit, little with hairy feet. Sexy!) That did not hurt so much. Eyebrows hurt as much as ever though. And Im still brave enough to go get a Brazillian! Yes, I am a sucker for punishment.

I am so looking forward to going shopping on Saturday. If I can actaully make it through the next twenty-five hours of work it will be amazing. Oh, and I decided on a paint color - "Raspberry Swirl". Mother even agreed that it was pretty.

And off to bed.

6 Comments:

 Christophe said...

And what's wrong with STP might I enquire?

They rock.

And that Destiny Child / Nirvana remix is from Nightmares on Wax by Soulwax, they did lots of other tunes, which I kinda liked and thought were pretty amusing!

So...

:OP

Thursday, January 12, 2006 7:31:00 a.m.  

 eye candy said...

Oh, there's nothing wrong with STP! I quite enjoyed them when I was a teenager.

As for that Nirvana/Destiny's Child mix ..Im all for remixes and whatnot, (chances are if you'd hear it in a gay dance club, you'd hear it in my car) but to desecrate Nirvana like that offended me! Im a strange girl.

Thursday, January 12, 2006 8:36:00 a.m.  

 Christophe said...

There was a band from the North of Ireland a few years back, can't quite recall their name but they did a cover of "Smells like Teen Spirit" that had the infamous opening riff for about thirty seconds followed by a gunshot and then silence.

And that was it.

And they played it on the radio.

Now that's desecration.

Thursday, January 12, 2006 9:06:00 a.m.  

 eye candy said...

That was the sound of my jaw hitting the desk.

They actaully played that on the radio!?

Thursday, January 12, 2006 9:38:00 a.m.  

 Christophe said...

Oh yeah.

Probably just a Pirate station tho'! Can't recall...

Thursday, January 12, 2006 10:07:00 a.m.  

 eye candy said...

Pirates! Yarr.

...Sorry, I had to.

Thursday, January 12, 2006 10:56:00 a.m.  

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