Warning: probably more information than you ever wanted to know. Really, consider yourself warned.
Im horny. Not "I need to get off" horny, Im "I need to fool around with a boy" horny. I really just want to have good sex with a guy. Is this so much to ask? I mean, I just went four years with a guy who was nothing to write home about in bed. Actually, by the end of it having sex with him was more of an annoyance than anything else. Honestly now, after four years, should I still have to tell him how to do it? I dunno, but in my head, he really should have picked up on it after umm... six months.
First off, for a guy who wear's size seventeen shoes, the size was rather disappointing. He was average, at best (at best!). But, that's okay, size isnt everything (I said that with a straight face). No, really, I know that not every guy is of porn standards, so I can learn to deal with that as long as he's got skillz. My ex did not have particularly great skillz. In the four years that we were together (having sex for all of them) I betcha I actually *came to orgasm* (there I said it) less than five times. That might be giving him credit, too. But, anyway, its not that what we did didnt feel good, but I just got so frusterated with the fact that anytime I got anywheres near really feeling good he would be finished. No, no, Im serious. I would be *almost there* and he'd come. Every. Goddamned. Time.
Now, you're probably thinking, "Girl, why didnt you make him eat you out?". Honestly, same thing. I would get *almost there* and he'd stop. He would actually stop and want to do something else. There were some nights I just wanted to punch him. Within the last year I betcha he brought me to orgasm twice (twice!) when we were 69ing. I was starting to think that I was incapable of actually having an orgasm, then I realized that he just wasnt good in bed. Toward the end of it, I just thought fuckit, and when he wanted to do it, he had to do me from behind. Not, that it felt any better, just that he got off quicker and I could go home. If he thinks that he's any good in bed, I'd like to thank the Academy.
So, yeah, is it too much to ask to find a boy to have really good sex with? I think I deserve it.
Oh yeah, I will delete any crude and vulgar comments, so dont even think about it.
{Saturday, August 27}
05.08.27
